Mon dieu!

I had an episode of the twilight zone playing in the background as i worked and happened to glance this marvel of facial construction. My goodness, what to say... she has greek parts, slight Italian influence, perhaps some indian (native american, peruvian) an aqualine nose, cheeky pixie ears, bit of eastern european, open and honest with smouldering under currents... my word, what an absolute beauty.

The Mystical Boudoir Of Nurse Gladys Emmanuel

I found these designs I made a while back for those admirable Dutchies at Ka Ching studios. As is often the case I couldn't see the wood for the trees at the time but looking back that spongey mallet is quite lovelly

Stiff little corners

rejected world level for a game i am working on... in the end we didn't need 'Mid west' world and in fact no one knew why the hell I tried to foist it on them in the first place

In the middle of the night

puke puke giggle puke scream back to sleep

Gilbert Chlorophil went and made it worse

'Drawing cartoons in my class? You should keep that up' - said no teachers ever

The good life

The trouble with waving your fingers at the gas man with your all singing all dancing multi-fuel stove is you have to get out in all weathers looking for logs. When you have a bike and bogey set up the 'all weathers' part of the deal becomes most unfortunate. On this little voyage (depicted above) I was pulled up by a police woman on a horse, laughed at by urchins next to the football pitches and harangued by a man in a green van who assured me 'I own all this' before driving off as I was approaching him with a bribe. It's not all Felicity Kendal out here is the drizzle.

Witness the fitness in the wilderniss